Come out No. 1, your time is up!
38 weeks pregnant and I’ve had enough now – will you come out now please! This may sound strange but I reckon I’ll get a better sleep when the baby actually drops – every two hours, without fail, I have to get up for a wee even if I haven’t drank anything for hours; in addition to that there’s the whole procedure of trying to get back into a comfy position without disturbing my other half too much, bless him.
There’s also the fact that I’d really like to hit the shops and get some of the lovely new clothes that have arrived and I wouldn’t say no to a nice cool glass of wine either! I’m now so huge I can hardly balance anything bigger than a bowl on my knees and my maternity clothes are starting to get a bit tight on me, which is reckon are really good signs that it’s about time the bairn made its entrance – my belly has more stripes than Tony the Tiger so letting it all hang out ain’t exactly the most attractive option…